Sunday, December 8, 2013

PITTSBURGH , PA STRIP CLUBS - NO PLACE FOR BACHELOR PARTIES


The scary bouncer with the emotional range of a terminator Every strip club has a bouncer. They need them. Strip clubs are places where men give themselves permission to behave like idiots, pig-men. But still, every strip club has  bouncers who don't care if you're a nice guy who just wants to show his friend a good time for his bachelor party. These bouncers are cold-blooded  psychopaths who probably killed for the mob or the government or both. Nothing starts an evening off better than goose flesh and chills running up the spine as you pass under the withering stares of one of these pain merchants.

The cheesy DJ who sounds like an STD with a moustache Every strip club has some guy in a booth who announces each stripper and then spins the worst techno dance music ever recorded. He sounds like the shock jock on a radio "Morning Zoo" in hell. You just know that he has sexually harassed every woman he works with and spends his free nights home, alone, pouring booze down the bottomless hole that is his soul.  





Outrageously over-priced beer and cocktails

How much for a beer? EIGHT BUCKS! That is ridiculous! I'll have one, and six more just like it...









Strip clubs are dumb because they attract the dumbest members of our city:desperate men.
Most men are willfully ignorant when they visit a shake shack. If you're going to a strip club, you're going so you can literally throw all your money at a total fantasy. If you accept that it's an epic ripoff not only for guys but also for the dancers, and go just to oogle boobies, then more power to you. The strippers treat you great as long as you shell out $20. for a lapdance that lasts for one song, while being watched on surveillance tape.

BETTER ALTERNATIVE WHEN HAVING A PARTY  

We have found, and most guys agree, when having a party, use outcall strippers.   By using Wild Thingz, you can save money, party with your own friends in a relaxed, more intimate setting, with you kind of music. Lapdances are free, and are offered to all the guests, wild party games, and a real hot girl on girl show.
    
                                                          
                                                                     





Friday, March 15, 2013

Private Bachelor Party Your Best Option

Have Your Own Bachelor Party in Pittsburgh, Pa.

When planning a bachelor party for your friend, you’re going to have to make some important decisions. Holding the event at a strip club is an easy choice—it’s a men-only atmosphere, there’s sexy entertainment, and there’s plenty of music and drinks.

But before you go that direction, you might want to think twice. A strip club may be the easy option, but it’s not nearly as memorable as holding a private party.

For one thing, if you have your party at a strip club, you will not be able to get a private room, unless you pay $175. to $200 for 30 minutes. with only one stripper.  In the rest of the establishment you and your buddies will be  will be mixing with others and dodging the classic Pittsburgh bouncer who thinks he owns the girls.

This is not the way to get personalized or special treatment from the exotic dancers and bartenders. With a private party, you can hire Wild-Thingz.com  dancers who will do everything they can to make your party as wild and fun as possible. It actually costs less than going to a strip club.  You never get to have the experience of a real girl on girl duo show, a real girl on girl duo show.

Plus, if you hold your party at a strip club, you can’t bring all those little extra things that put a party over the top. You can’t choose your own music entertainment, and you won’t be able to customize the location to make sure everyone has the best time possible.

Finally, let’s not forget that some girlfriends, wives, and brides-to-be aren’t exactly comfortable sending their boyfriends and husbands off to a strip club for  a night of bachelor-party debauchery. Just call it a private party, you can have all the exotic entertainment you want, and you won’t have to tell the spouses any more than they need to know.


Make sure to plan your own party, skip the strip club, save money.  Call Bob today! 412 276-2322

Monday, March 11, 2013

Pittsburgh Bachelor Party

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Bachelor Parties Done Right. New Party Options in 2013. Contact us today! 412 276-2322 for complete information and help planning your party in Pittsburgh

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Pittsburgh Strippers 2013 Hot New Talent

Pittsburgh Strippers: Wild Thingz Entertainment
2013 Bachelor Party Specials - New Hot Pittsburgh Talent

Hey guys...having a bachelor, birthday,football, poker, or any type of party? Need hot girls to entertain??? Then you come to the right place! We come to you! We do shows in all of Pittsburgh and surrounding suburbs.
We look forward to making your party a time you will never forget. Hope to hear from you soon!! 


Pittsburgh Strippers! Hottest strippers in the Pittsburgh area!! We travel to your location of choice! Pittsburgh Strippers by Wild Thingz Entertaiment   is a Pittsburgh stripper service that provides Exotic Dancers in and around Pittsburgh.
Our service is fast, reasonably priced and we can be reached immediately at our phone number until 3am. Contact us today to schedule your bachelor party, divorce party or whatever other reason you might want the company of our Pittsburgh female adult entertainment. When you book us for your next event you can be sure the women are hot, fun , discreet and professional.  CALL 412 276-2322 Hope to hear from you soon!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Pittsburgh Party Strippers:Best for Pittsburgh Bachelor Parties

 The most important part of a successful party (besides the location) is the entertainment. Check out Our Pittsburgh Female Strippers for 2013, then call or email Bob today.
Wild Thingz Entertainment provides the finest Female Strippers and Exotic Dancers in Pittsburgh for Bachelor Parties.


All of our Pittsburgh strippers and exotic dancers by Wild Thingz Entertainment  perform a sexy striptease that results in a fully nude show.

Lapdances are full contact (no silly"air dances")! Throughout the show, body shots ,whip cream races and lap dances will be offered to all the guests by our top notch strippers. Much more fun for everyone than a strip club. 


We offer routines from mild to wild for Bachelor , Fraternity, Bachlorette, Poker Parties, Golf Outings or any event. We can do our shows at bars, niteclubs, hotel rooms, firehalls, social halls, at your house, on a boat, or almost anywhere in Pittsburgh and Western Pennsylvania you decide to have your party.

Wild Thingz Entertainment has been doing parties with the best pittsburgh strippers for over 17years. The adult entertainment experts committed to continuously surpassing our customers expectations always guraranteed to provide the wildest, hottest, most attractive pittsburgh strippers,for your G-R-X or XXX partys. Booking in advance or at the last minute -no problem!! Simply call or email Bob , the bachelor party and bachlorette party specialist
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